Lil Dicky continues his razor sharp satirical streak. On his song “White Crime” he takes aim at studio gangsterism in Hip-Hop by hilariously detailing his real-life criminal offenses on record. His transgressions include such things as sneaking candy into the movie theater, taking shampoo from hotels, jaywalking and…gasp…stealing wifi. Ironically, this is likely one of the realest crime records you will hear. Check out the video.

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